Right Wing Rest Stop Wars

Evidentially some freaky bizness goes down when "family-values" Republicans go into public bathrooms. This time it's the distinguished gentleman from Idaho, Sen. Larry Craig. The married senator was trying to solicit some hot man-on-man action when the object of his affections pulled a badge. Craig thought the handcuffs was all part of the roll playing he so longed for but as it turned out...not so much.

And this comes to light after noted "hetero" and Republican family-values man State Rep. Bob Allen was busted trying to offer sex to an undercover officer in a bathroom in Florida. He's not gay though he's just afraid of "black guys".

It just proves the old adage...when you're scared of black people offer them $20 and a blow job. I think that's how the saying goes but I'm not sure.

I guess the real question isn't should in-the-closet politicians that discriminate and legislate against other gay people be allowed to stay in-the-closet? But rather why do both of these guys have two first names? And can we ever trust people with two first names again? I'm talking to you Lee Terry of Nebraska!